Meta......What?!!

1. If I were an animal, I would be a black cat because I would like to give bad fortune to those that have angered me.
2. If I were a car, I would be a Bugatti Veyron Super sport because if I could go over the speed limit I would be putting "the peddle to the metal" all of the time.
3. If I were an article of clothing, I would be a pair of worn sneakers because "comfortable" is the only way to go.
4. If I were a day of the week, I would be Wednesday because I'm in the middle of the week where the "bad" days are gone and the good are still to come.
5. If I were a food, I would be Chinese food because no matter what is in it, it is still delicious.
6. If I were a color, I would be dark blue because anything can happen when the sky is dark blue.
7. If I were a movie, I would be the Titanic because my friends are tragically mean, sometimes.
8. If I were a fragrance, I would be the smell of new rain because it is the refreshment of what has already been.
9. If I were a building, I would be a pyramid because they contain a lot of things.
10. If I were a plant, I would be a rose because there are many parts to me.
11. If I were a musical instrument, I would be a guitar because I can be what ever I want to do.
12. If I were a geometric shape, I would be a triangle because there are three main sides to me.
13. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a chair because there are parts of me that like to comfort people.
14. If I were a song, I would be Rockstar because that is the only song that I can think of at the moment and I really believe that it is one of my sides.
15. If I were an appliance, I would be a stove because I like to cook. 
16. If I were a television character, I would be Abbey Schuto on NCIS because I like science.
17. If I were a season of the year, I would be winter because during winter all you wish for is heat.
18. If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be tornado because high school life is all over the place.
19. If I were a cartoon or comic character, I would be Squid ward because I can be really serious.
20. If I were a word, I would be "and" because during school I am always doing something and more.